and THAT is the corner of the universe?

(very nice video btw :P

You are reading this blog.
You (please, admit it) spend lots of time online.
You may have stumbleupon installed in your firefox or any other browser.
You are somewhat addicted to it.
You certainly have seen the following picture, but too lazy to count.
Let me do the math for you

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How tired I am of this unbearable distance between us
How I long for the toll of the recess bell
Have you forgotten me?
Grown mindless of me?
Tell me I am not writing into an abyss
Or that is what will become of my heart…

Now tell me, ain’t that beautiful and cute at the same time, or are you just another cold hearted bastard?

*graphics are copyright their respective owners; they are grabbed from the net

Yet another day in my life: wake up, cup of joe, check email, sync my mobile phone and agenda, grab some music for on the go

*Chime*

I got the message that iTunes 8 is available.
Ah, okay… update…

*connects the ipod*

*WHAM!* [blue screen of death]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

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After a long 6 years with Siemens S55 and S65 (yes, it was only Siemens back then), I’m finally moving on to a modern mobilephone: Symbian Powered.
After a long look-around, asking here and there, arguing, and those kind of mambo-jambo, I end it all up with a Nokia (WTF!) (more…)

WOMEN’S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH

* I’m hungry = I’m hungry
* I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
* I’m tired = I’m tired
* Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
* You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I’d like to have sex with you
* What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this
* What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
* What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
* I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
* I love you = Let’s have sex now
* I love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
* Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
* Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
* Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
* Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
* I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go home!

MEN’S GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH

– We need to talk = I need to complain
– Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to
– I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
– We need = I want
– It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
– Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
– I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
– You’re … so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
– You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
– I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’ve got my period
– Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
– I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
– I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
– Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
– I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
– Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
– How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like
– I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
– Is my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
– You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
– Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
– Yes = No
– No = No
– Maybe = No
– I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
– This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
– Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it
– Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
– All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Disclaimer: this post has been circulating for ages around the net. I don’t own them nor actually wrote it myself

setelah tadi pagi Riyogarta menebas kepalanya Kremit Kampret Roy Suryo (yang dengan liciknya ngeles terus), Binus dengan baik hati menyediakan online streaming di http://bee-tube.binus-access.com/play.php?vid=636 *warning: loadingnya BErrrrrATTHHHHHHH*

Sumber: http://riyogarta.com/2008/04/10/pastikan-anda-datang/

Besok 11 April 2008 tepat pukul 09.00 acara Dialog Terbuka antara saya (Riyogarta) dan Roy Suryo digelar di Ruang Theater (lt.4) Universitas Budi Luhur Pusat Jakarta yang beralamat di Jl. Ciledug Raya no. 99, Petukangan Utara Jakarta Selatan.

Pendaftaran dilakukan di tempat dari pukul 07.00 - 09.00 WIB. Tempat terbatas, maksimum 250 orang.

Berita lengkap silakan baca disini: Okezone: Pertemuan Blogger - Roy Suryo, Besok Pasti

Bagi yang tidak bisa hadir, silakan akses Live Streaming yang telah disediakan Bina Nusantara di alamat:
http://www.binus-access.com/bee-watch/diskusi.html

Paling si Suryo nyocot lagi seenak udel tentang 68%….

Riyogarta, GOOD LUCK !!! KICK HIS ASS FOR THE GOODNESS SAKE OF FUTURE INDONESIA!

Go Bloggers…!!!

Setelah geger blokir internet, sekarang pada bikin petisi.
Dukunglah kebebasan informasi dan tolak pembodohan masyarakat.

Sign the petitions!

• Tolak Roy Suryo — http://www.petitiononline.com/roysuryo/

To: MPR RI

Dengan ini kami sebagai individu-individu blogger indonesia menyatakan protes terhadap semua statement-statement tidak berdasar, tuduhan sembrono dan ocehan ngawur yang telah dikeluarkan oleh KRMT ROY SURYO (selanjutnya disebut ‘yang bersangkutan’) di berbagai media terhadap para blogger Indonesia. Maka dari itu kami yang menyatakan mendaftar disini sepakat untuk:

• Menghimbau media pers indonesia untuk tidak menggunakan statemen yang bersangkutan sebagai acuan dalam berita, karena terlalu banyak statement yang dikeluarkan tanpa riset dan data yang valid.
• Menghimbau yang bersangkutan untuk berhenti memberikan statement ngawur di media dan internet, dan lebih berhati-hati dalam melontarkan tuduhan-tuduhan.
• Mendukung upaya pengajuan tuntutan pidana terhadap yang bersangkutan atas tuduhannya yang tidak berdasar pada blogger indonesia (dalam hal ini salah satunya Enda Nasution) seperti disebutkan dalam statementnya di http://www.indocommit.com/indexpage.html?menu=29&idnews=7449&kid=0
• Menuntut kepada pemerintah untuk melakukan upaya untuk menghentikan statement yang meresahkan berbagai pihak dan mempermalukan komunitas kepakaran IT indonesia tersebut

• Lepas blokade Youtube — http://www.petitiononline.com/utubeina/

Kepada Bapak MENKOMINFO Republik Indonesia,

Kami sebagai rakyat Indonesia, meminta dengan hormat agar website-website seperti Youtube, Myspace dan Rapidshare agar kembali bisa diakses oleh kami. Kami meminta bapak agar menarik keputusan pemblokiran website tersebut oleh provider internet di seluruh Indonesia. Youtube adalah website yang sangat informatif, lewat Youtube kami bisa mendapatkan referensi bagi segala hal.

Kami adalah Republik Indonesia, kami bukan Cina yang melakukan tindakan seperti ini. ingat itu.

Rakyat berhak mendapatkan kebebasan dalam informasi, apakah ini memang budaya negara kita? tidak transparan akan informasi dan terkesan menutup-nutupi kebenaran.

Dengan pemblokiran ini, kami telah bapak masukkan ke era kemunduran dimana pikiran sempit menjadi andalan!

Youtube is by the people, with the people and for the people! same with myspace!

Sekali lagi, kami meminta agar pemblokiran website-website tersebut dihentikan.

Tidak ada gunanya pemblokiran ini karena Youtube adalah sarana pengetahuan. Pemblokiran ini secara tidak langsung membuat negara kita menjadi lebih bodoh.

Rakyat tidak dilarang melihat sarana pengetahuan umum, tapi di didik pake moral etika! itu adalah tindakan yang sebenarnya, bukan pemblokiran website seperti ini..

Habis myspace dan youtube mau apalagi ? wikipedia? facebook? google? CNN?

INI HARUS BERHENTI!