and THAT is the corner of the universe?

(very nice video btw :P

You are reading this blog.
You (please, admit it) spend lots of time online.
You may have stumbleupon installed in your firefox or any other browser.
You are somewhat addicted to it.
You certainly have seen the following picture, but too lazy to count.
Let me do the math for you

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How tired I am of this unbearable distance between us
How I long for the toll of the recess bell
Have you forgotten me?
Grown mindless of me?
Tell me I am not writing into an abyss
Or that is what will become of my heart…

Now tell me, ain’t that beautiful and cute at the same time, or are you just another cold hearted bastard?

*graphics are copyright their respective owners; they are grabbed from the net

Yet another day in my life: wake up, cup of joe, check email, sync my mobile phone and agenda, grab some music for on the go

*Chime*

I got the message that iTunes 8 is available.
Ah, okay… update…

*connects the ipod*

*WHAM!* [blue screen of death]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

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After a long 6 years with Siemens S55 and S65 (yes, it was only Siemens back then), I’m finally moving on to a modern mobilephone: Symbian Powered.
After a long look-around, asking here and there, arguing, and those kind of mambo-jambo, I end it all up with a Nokia (WTF!) (more…)

WOMEN’S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH

* I’m hungry = I’m hungry
* I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
* I’m tired = I’m tired
* Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
* Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
* You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I’d like to have sex with you
* What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this
* What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
* What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
* I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
* I love you = Let’s have sex now
* I love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
* Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
* Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
* Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
* Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
* I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go home!

MEN’S GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH

– We need to talk = I need to complain
– Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to
– I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
– We need = I want
– It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
– Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
– I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
– You’re … so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
– You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
– I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’ve got my period
– Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
– I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
– I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
– Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
– I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
– Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
– How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like
– I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
– Is my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
– You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
– Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
– Yes = No
– No = No
– Maybe = No
– I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
– This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
– Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it
– Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
– All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Disclaimer: this post has been circulating for ages around the net. I don’t own them nor actually wrote it myself

*image © *NorthernBanshee - DeviantArtWatch all South Park episodes for free

But, first off: the it’s-so-me South Park clip:

Allright…allright, not to burst the bubble for you, RIAA-agents or whatever your name “I am against internet piracy so all of the websites infringing copyright law must be shut down so I can be a hero”-person…but here’s the deal:I, ME, MOI, IK, MICH, ICH, and ALLLLLLLLLL of you guys South Park freaks loyal fans can watch all, yes, ALL South Park episodes, for free! (did I say legally? It’s friggin legal allright).

Don’t stop me nooww…. I’m having such a good time…. streaming via the net at the speed of light, that’s why thy call me Mr. Fahrenheit…. *Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now playing at the background *

So, no more youtube hunting, no more google video hunting, just watch it there…. FREE, AND LEGAL *yippieee*

Confirmed: Matt Stone and Trey Parker have teamed up with Comedy Central to launch what could be the greatest website ever - South Park Studios, which promises to bring every single episode of South Park online, in full high definition streaming video, at absolutely no cost to the viewer.

The full episodes will only be available on the site, and not be embeddable, but shorter clips will be made available to other sites in an embeddable video player.

The creators of the hit show, Parker and Stone will be splitting all profits from on-site advertising revenue 50/50 with Comedy Central, and considering the growing popularity of illegal sites, the move could be a masterstroke for the duo, who were once quoted as saying “It doesn’t bother us if people download the shows illegally”.

This could be a lesson to other TV networks who see online piracy as a serious threat to their livelyhood, as Comedy Central has effectively made the pirate sites obsolete in one fell swoop.

In addition to hosting the shows, South Park Studios also plays host to official flash games, downloads and episode guides. There are also plans to use the site as a launchpad for future animation series from Comedy Central. (source: SlashDot)

setelah tadi pagi Riyogarta menebas kepalanya Kremit Kampret Roy Suryo (yang dengan liciknya ngeles terus), Binus dengan baik hati menyediakan online streaming di http://bee-tube.binus-access.com/play.php?vid=636 *warning: loadingnya BErrrrrATTHHHHHHH*

Sumber: http://riyogarta.com/2008/04/10/pastikan-anda-datang/

Besok 11 April 2008 tepat pukul 09.00 acara Dialog Terbuka antara saya (Riyogarta) dan Roy Suryo digelar di Ruang Theater (lt.4) Universitas Budi Luhur Pusat Jakarta yang beralamat di Jl. Ciledug Raya no. 99, Petukangan Utara Jakarta Selatan.

Pendaftaran dilakukan di tempat dari pukul 07.00 - 09.00 WIB. Tempat terbatas, maksimum 250 orang.

Berita lengkap silakan baca disini: Okezone: Pertemuan Blogger - Roy Suryo, Besok Pasti

Bagi yang tidak bisa hadir, silakan akses Live Streaming yang telah disediakan Bina Nusantara di alamat:
http://www.binus-access.com/bee-watch/diskusi.html

Paling si Suryo nyocot lagi seenak udel tentang 68%….

Riyogarta, GOOD LUCK !!! KICK HIS ASS FOR THE GOODNESS SAKE OF FUTURE INDONESIA!

Go Bloggers…!!!